The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to be born again

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!