The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The Power to fart glitter

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Stop clapping

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!