The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to science.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!