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to be able to see through doors... only when there open
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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy
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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.
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The power to have a unique fart smell
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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.
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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times
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Immunity to curable diseases.
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The power to wish you had a power
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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille
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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die
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The Power to believe you have superpowers
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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.
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The ability to levitate birds
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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public
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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!
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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"
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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon
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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room
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The power to put up with your in-laws.
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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.
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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.
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The power to have a invisible boat mobile
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The power to climb ladders faster.
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The power to be super jewish
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!