to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to wish you had a power

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to levitate birds

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to climb ladders faster.

The power to be super jewish

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!