the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to see through insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!