the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!