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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!
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The power to make clean socks dirty.
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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second
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The power to revive Hitler.
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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.
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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.
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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him
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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.
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The power to sharpen a pen
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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!
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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge
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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding
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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.
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The power to write about pointless superpowers.
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The power to blow up when you blink
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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.
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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.
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The power to predict the present
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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.
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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process
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being black
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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.
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The power to kill yourself
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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!