- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to smell colors.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be alone

The power to turn any drink into pee.

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The ability to see into the present.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

Pointless Super Powers