The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

the ability to type slower.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to read your own mind!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to elect George W Bush.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!