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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it
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The ability to eat the red ones last
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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.
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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full
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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.
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The power of laser pointer vision.
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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.
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Acid tears.
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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear
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the power to sleep while standing!
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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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The power to die at will.
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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try
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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.
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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code
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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.
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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times
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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you
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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.
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the power to do blink every 20 years
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The power to obtain money, by going to work
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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...
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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!