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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.
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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try
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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity
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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things
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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.
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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.
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+150
The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not
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+140
the ability to type slower.
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+138
The power to obtain money, by going to work
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+134
The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.
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The power to have diarrhea at any time
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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground
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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases
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+116
The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.
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+114
The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter
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+114
The power to read your own mind!
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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.
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+112
The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.
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+112
The power to teleport yourself one step away
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+112
The power to recharge batteries by licking them.
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+110
The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left
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+110
the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole
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The power to elect George W Bush.
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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!