I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to like charlie

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!