- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to drown on land.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to bleed anally at will

yo mama

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to make everything worse

The power of women's rights.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

Pointless Super Powers