The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!