The power to not have any powers

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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to be shitty

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to turn wine into water

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!