The power to die

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to not have any powers

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Stop clapping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!