The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!