The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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32% Levitation.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to die

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!