The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!