The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!