- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to not have a brain!

the power to be invisible when sleep.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

to die when you are happy

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

Pointless Super Powers