The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to die at will

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!