The ability to read braile.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!