The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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boo

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to jerk off

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to change races.

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blindness

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!