The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!