The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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See through invisible people

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!