The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make pointless super powers

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!