- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to be a common person

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to die when you get old

The power of trolling your self

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to have a pointless power.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to hate nature

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers