To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!