- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to open doors that are already open

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

the power to count from A to purple

Pointless Super Powers