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The power to not have a brain!
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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.
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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff
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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.
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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction
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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it
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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.
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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe
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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.
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the power to find children extremely attractive
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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.
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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.
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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.
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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.
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Dejavu
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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.
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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.
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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food
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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost
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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future
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Invisibility when people aren't looking.
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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day
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The power of dying whenever you want.
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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!