The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!