The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to see through insects.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power of being pointless

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

Stop clapping

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

See through invisible people

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

the power to make thin air that is harmless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!