The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to kill you self.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Aweonao

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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To shit bricks.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!