- Pointless Super Powers

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

75% levitation

I'm a giant di

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to make things invisible...to you.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power of learning

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!