to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!