- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

Nope. Just nope.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

the power to youtube poop

The power to understand math.

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to understand irony.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

Pointless Super Powers