- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to do sit on your couch all day

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to make everything worse

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to understand irony.

the power to youtube poop

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

the power to randomly die at any moment

Pointless Super Powers