The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to die

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!