- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to see into the present.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to reseal bottle caps

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

Pointless Super Powers