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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.
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The power to speak to toasters
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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly
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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to die.
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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.
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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.
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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.
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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO
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The Power to Die instantly.
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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine
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The power to kill yourself at will
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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.
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The power to have the longest little finger
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The power to be invisable when your dead
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The power to have backround music in your life.
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The power to wink with both eyes
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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.
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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant
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the power to glow in the light
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The power to shit for 5 days
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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.
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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.
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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!