The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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I'm a giant di

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!