The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!