The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to bleed

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to not have any power at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!