Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!