Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!