- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to display emotions at will

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

to die when you are happy

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to not get shit dick

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

Pointless Super Powers