The power to die at will.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to make everything worse

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to eat food.

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!