power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to die.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!