the power to time travel to the present

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!