- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have any power.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

the power to glow in the light

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

Stop clapping

The power to grow your nails longer

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to make everything worse

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

Pointless Super Powers