The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!