- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to summon earthworms

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

I'm a giant di

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

Death at will

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to swallow instead of spit

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

Pointless Super Powers