The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!