the power to die if you think

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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power to fly only in the plane

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power to half transform to something.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!