The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to even

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!