The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Super-slowness

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!