- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

the power to get married

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to animate condiments

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

Pointless Super Powers