The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to get married

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to always hug people

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to die when you are happy

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!