the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!