The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to not live forever

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to smell poop

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!