The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to smell poo...

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to die at will

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the power to time travel to the present

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The super power to control paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!