the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to die at will.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to die at will

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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Super-slowness

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!