- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to not exist.

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

Super-slowness

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

Pointless Super Powers