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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber
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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.
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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison
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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes
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The ability to recognize any meme at will.
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The power to be blind when you sleep
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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)
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the ability to fart out of your nose
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the power to do two suicide bombings
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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.
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the power to self destruct without hurting people.
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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.
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The power to spell 'a' correctly
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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.
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The power to read all these post's in less then a day
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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO
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The power to die
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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant
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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)
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The power to be superman with no power's
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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.
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the power to make pointless superpowers
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u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!