The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Taekwondo

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!