- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power of women's rights.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to eat nandos

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

Super-slowness

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

Pointless Super Powers