The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!