- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to dance really well

The power to kill yourself

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

the power to jerk off

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to look like yourself

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The ability to read your own mind

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The power to never get drunk

Pointless Super Powers