Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to understand math.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power drown in water

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to have no power

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!