The power to lose this power.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power... to read this

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!