The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to dance really well

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to be a walrus

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to have a super power,

The power drown in water

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!