the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!