The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to drown on land.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

the power to make pointless superpowers

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power of women's rights.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!