The power to like this power

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!