The power to lose this power.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

the power... to read this

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

the power to remember th...

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to eat nandos

The power to be powerless

The power to be a walrus

The power to piss only when sleeping.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!